Mark, my wife, Sarah, who is also not at all demanding, says it's fabulous that you quote Winnie the Pooh, but you loose points for the demanding bit. I've also just been disciplined for my commiseration. In addition to the Pooh references I also love the zork references. My Cube used to be named Grue, until Sarah asked what that was about. She objected to our dog having to sleep in the same room with a grue. I explained how very afraid of light they were, that even the LEDs on the power strip and ethernet hub would keep a grue at bay. Nevertheless she routinely gave me That Stare when the name of my computer came up. I finally renamed it to zork.